FlipCom

ooh ouch was that a catch on a singaporean joke?

not that i don't think you understand what he said or what i said, but yes i suppose outright nasty comments bring out 'those' kind of girls. but hey hey let's not judge huh? haha.

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tangawizi

nah... it was a pinoy joke!

ok, here's one of his:


Del opus y luterano

Dos amigas en la peluquería:
- María, estoy desesperada, en el terreno sexual, paso más hambre que un maestro de escuela, claro mi marido es del opus dei, y un día por el opus y otro por el dei... nada de nada.
- Pues yo en ese terreno voy bien servida, mi marido es luterano y un día por el uter y otro por el ano...

hahaha.... enjoyy!!

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^i don't speak spanish so pardon the translation, but this what i understand.

the opus dei and the protestant (lutheran)

two girlfriends in the 'movies' (?)

-Mary I'm really desperate this is a very sexual land/place I'm more excited than a school teacher, but you see my husband is a opus dei and one day and everyday is for opus, nothing comes of nothing.

-Then on this land I am well served, for I married a lutheran, and one day it's uter (?) and the other day it's the anus

i am thinking uter is the referred to the uterine. not bad. pretty good. but it's only really funny for a catholic though.

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tangawizi

not bad translation, u got the punchline at least, the women were in the hairdressers

are u catholic? here's a really funny one..


Llega un tipo a un restaurante y cuando le llevan la carta dice:
- Mejor traigame varios cubiertos sucios para saber que es lo que esta mejor.

El mesero le lleva cuatro tenedores y despues de olerlos dice:
- Traigame el pollo relleno y un pay de manzana.

El mesero impresionado le lleva lo que le pidio. Varios dias va el mismo tipo y hace el mismo numerito hasta que le mesero cansado de lo mismo antes de llevarle los cubiertos le dice a la cocinera:
- Mariela! Pasate estos cubiertos por el coño!

Despues de que Mariela se los paso por ahi, le lleva los cubiertos al cliente y este dice:
- No me digas que trabaja aquí Mariela?...

:10900:

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^no. christian but not catholic. also i think it's better to understand taht Lutherans in spanish is 'luteranos'. ah it makes sense "peluca" means wig in spanish (at least in filipino). i was confused with "pelicula".

i tried to translate it, it has to do with a guy and knowing what dishes he smells. and of course the smell of mariela, but i don't quiet pinpoint all the word meanings so i didn't quiet get it.

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tangawizi

oh too bad... u need to see the action of sniffing the forks and u juz fall out laughing at the punchline!!

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aditya_kumar

guys,is there any virus lingering around in this forum,coz something fishy is happening everytime i log into this forum........

FlipCom

i know that newsbot guy is a spammer.

anyways, ever thought of the power of saying something as simple as 'i like your dress, it complements you' (and of course mean it) have a huge psychological effects on the females?

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lostnexposed

I dunno..but lately when I log on to myspace and asiafolks..my virus scanner goes crazy....but its fine once i close the tabs..so..I dunno...maybe..

i think that newsbot is some sort of automatic news report bot update thing...

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