it's jowk time!!!

ckimkimkim · 05-26-2008, 09:27 PM

i really got bored so i'm gonna post some jokes that made me laugh... you can also share yours... hope u'll find it funny too...

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Wen ur Alone!
•eto gagawin mo pag mag-isa ka lng sa
bahay ha...

1.PAPAKIN MO UNG KAPE KUNYARI
MILO
2.PAG-ARALAN MO ANG LINGGUAHE
NG MGA
IPIS, TAPOS KAIBIGANIN MO SILA.
3.SIPILYUHIN MO MATA MO.
4.PAG MAY NAKITA KANG LANGGAM,
SUNDAN MO KAHIT SAAN MAG-
PUNTA.
5.PUNUIN MO NANG TUBIG UNG
INIDORO.
6.BAKLASIN MO UNG TV NYO TAPOS
GAWIN
MONG RADYO.
7.PAGKASYAHIN MO UNG SARILI MO
SA
FREEZER.
8.MAG-LARO KYO NG CHESS NG
KAIBIGAN MONG IPIS
9.LAS-LASIN MO PULSO MO.
10.SINGHUTIN MO UNG SHELLANE.
11.BOSOHAN MO UNG SARILI MO.
12.SUNUGIN MO BAHAY MO TAPOS
SIGAW K
NG YEHEY.
13.PLANTSAHIN MO MUKHA MO
TAPOS
SIGAW K OUCH.
14.HOUSE PARTY!!!
15.MAG-TANIM K NG BUTO NG
MANOK TAPOS
INTAYIN MONG TUMUBO.
16.MAG-DANCE K.
17.MAG-GITARA K.
18.MAG-YOSI K.(ASTRO CIGARETEZ)
19.HANAPIN MO UNG SARILI MO.
20.MALIGO KA GAMIT MO TAKIP NG
SOFTDRINKS PAMBUHOS.
21.DRAWING MO SARILI MO.
22.PUNTA KA SA TINDAHAN TAS TNONG MO
KUNG MEI 1.5Liters YAKULT CLANG TINDA.
23.MGHUGAS KA PLATO GAMITIN MO SHAMPOO

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Mom: baby, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you
a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4
apples, what's your answer?
Baby: thank you po!!!

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Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo?
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
Father: bakit?
Killer: kasi po naniniwala s i la sa Diyos, kayo po
naniniwala ba?
Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang!

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(funny quotes)

kung kaya ng iba... pagawa mo sa kanila.
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ang taong msipag,

pag laki katulong..

ang taong tamad,

paglaki amo..

mabuhay ang mga tamad!
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"practice makes perfect"
but nobody is perfect so don't practice!

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Kung papagalitan ka lang rin, sulitin mo na.

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kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo ngayon, ba't di mo subukan ang kabilang buhay?

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hope u enjoy diz jokes....

Yvonne · 05-30-2008, 05:42 AM

“Good evening. I am graduation.
I invitation you all to eat our house
because I know someday that I will eat
your house, too… Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

“I’m sorry I told you
I will eat you all…
I died only five chickens and two
porks… Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

“Sorry, guys… Eto…
It will not be enough for all
and I will ask my father to cook my mother because they
was the most important persons in my
life! I thank you.”

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I was writing poetry since i was 14...
can't your see my english is flawless...?

YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

-- from oliver..

ckimkimkim · 05-30-2008, 09:34 PM

^^ hehe.. wrong gramming...