Love is defined by your age.
When you're two years old, love is holding onto mommy when things get scary.
When you're ten years old, love is a crush on someone you met at school.
When you're 18 years old, love is having the desire to have sex.
When you're 22 years old, love is having the commitment to each other to have sex.
When you're 28 years old, love is having a baby with your partner.
When you're 32 years old, love is having a mid-life crisis and trying to see if you're still attractive.
When you're 38 years old, love is having sex whenever you want to have sex.
When you're 48 years old, love is being regular
When you're 58 years old, love is making it to the bathroom in time .....
When you're 68 years old, love is having your child wipe your butt .....
When you're 78 years old, love is waiting for the grim reaper .... :11500:
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